15 of the Best Paleo and Primal Chocolate Recipes

15 of the Best Paleo and Primal Chocolate Recipes

My mom posted this funny meme today on FB

“Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes out of a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The end.”

Well Chocolate or Cacao in it’s raw form is a power house of super food fury. Cacao pods are sooooo beautiful!

 Benefits of Eating Chocolate

  • High in Potassium, Copper, Magnesium and Iron
  • Increased blood flow to the brain and heart
  • Eases PMS
  • Loaded with cancer and disease fighting antioxidants
  • Theobromine in Cacao prevents tooth decay
  • Increased visual acuity
  • The Journal of Personality and Social Psychology showed that people who eat sweets are more helpful and agreeable

…and that’s just a few!

I’ve compiled a list of my favourite Paleo Chocolate Recipes for you to increase your sweetness in life!

1. The Best Paleo Brownies 

Okay so there are a zillion different paleo brownie recipes out there folks, but trust me, this one is the simplest. Simple is good. Simple is chewy in the middle and crispy around the edges. Simple is almond butter, not tapioca, arrowroot and flax made into an egg swirl. Yes this recipe is sure to delight the simplest of happy folks.

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2.Paleo Zuchinni Chocolate Cake

I know you have that friend who grows the hugest 10lb zucchinis that win every year at the fall fair. Maybe you are that friend. In any case, this is the time of year where there is more than enough zucchini going around. What elso to do than to make zucchini chocolate cake, the children will never know, muahaha. This cake is so epic, Sonia never ceases to amaze me with her indulgent paleo creations and the photos are to die for! I just want to pick that cuisinart up right now and lick it clean.

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3. Fudgy Cocoa Avocado Ice-Cream 

This is a great secret of many a health nut out there, avocado and chocolate are stunning together. The creamy richness and healthy fats in the avocado, take the cocoa to the next level, plus you’ve just created a powerhouse of nutrients. Pretty sure that’s what Mike was going for when he created this delightful summer treat. I would eat this in all it’s variations- popsicle, pudding, fudge, you name it.

ps.haha “Just imagine what would happened if ice-cream was served during Congress hearings. No more
contentious public battles; only bargain and compromise. Politicians for sure wouldn’t be able to talk so much with their mouths full of ice-cream. ”

Ice Cream CAN save the world.

Fudgy Cocoa Avocado Ice-Cream

 

4. Mandarin Chocolate Truffles 

Some people hate chocolate and orange, and some love it. Personally I’m in the latter category and proud of it. If someone gave me a box of these gorgeous little truffles I would either run away and eat them all, or share with all chocorange haters and convert them instantly. Cause these aint no Terry’s Chocolate Orange folks.

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5. Beetroot Cupcakes with Pink Cheesecake Frosting

These are lovely and filled with an air of celebration. Imagine these were what children brought to school on their birthdays? How awesome would that be. I was driving home today and a few young girls in the community had a cupcake stand, gah, cutest thing ever.

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6. Magic Cookies

Sweetened Condensed Coconut Milk? Good God, tell me you’ve tried this. Tis the goo of the gods. But really all sorts of grandma style recipes calling for condensed milk can now be converted or “paleoized” as the primal desire would state. This giant cookie bar is magic because it contains all good things, nuts, seeds, coconut and chocolate layered to perfection.

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7.Paleo Nutella

I remember the first time I had nutella (who doesn’t?) it was a revelation in my hazelnut free world, and supposedly healthy! The amount of backpackers I’ve met who always carry a jar of nutella with them is astounding. There’s just something about the combination of chocolate and hazelnut that makes people go bonkers. Nutella has been around since the 60’s, can you tell me which came first, ferraro rocher or nutella? This paleo version is a new and improved junk-free version. Love it.

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8.Chewy Dark Chocolate Chunk Cookies with Sea Salt

Quintessential chocolate chip cookie recipe-check! These are so yummy, and super simple, again almond butter showing it’s amazing prowess in making chewy perfect treats.  The flaked sea salt is not only beautiful but pries out all those rich flavours for our taste buds to fully experience.

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 9. Chocolate & Blackberry Fudge Cake

Dang, what a splendid way to enjoy summers blackberries. Without added sugar and totally vegan and paleo, this would be a perfect summer birthday cake. Fudgy oozy gooey goodness doesn’t always come easy when GF and vegan but these guys nailed it, with cute baby eating chocolate photos and an avocado chocolate icing to boot.

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10. Dairy-Free Ice Cream Bars

Creamy cashew goodness on the inside wrapped in a magic shell of crunchy chocolate lovin’. These bars are super easy to whip up, and amazingly nutritious. Did you know a handful of cashews is the therapeutic equivalent to a dose of prozac. Good reason to enjoy the awesome ice cream bars.

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11. Raw Chocolate Bars with Pumpkin Seeds and Raisins

This is the sort of thing I would devour after an epic yoga session or high intensity workout. High protein, enzyme rich, easy to digest and energizing. These babies are loaded with sunflower seed butter and pumpkin seeds which are high in zinc. If you’ve ever been to GNC and seen those ZMA (zinc,magnesium,B6) supplements, these bars equal the whole food equivalent.

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12.The Ultimate Banana Split

Um, holy eff. Fabulous dairy free, vegan, and oh so gorgeous. With the power vested in me I officially rename Michelle the un-Dairy Queen because this is way better than any typical banana split. Plus it’s free of added sugar!

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13. Chocolate Stuffed Strawberries

A sweet little spinoff of chocolate covered strawberries, these little red jewels are filled with a luxurious avocado and banana sugar-free chocolate sauce. Easy to make and a great nosh to satisfy your sweet tooth.

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14.Raw Chocolate Raspberry Slice

Raspberries are everywhere right now, and we need to stuff our faces with them while we can. Since razzies and chocolate are meant to be together, this full power, dreamy recipe for layered chocolate raspberry slices should be one of your go to raspberry recipes.

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15. Mexican Chocolate Honey-Roasted Cashews

These uniquely flavoured crunchy roasted spicy chocolate cashews would be an excellent addition to any trail mix. Everyone’s a sucker for flavourful roasted cashews.

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15 of the best Primal Chocolate recipes

 

 

 

What are your fave chocolate recipes? Let me know, I love hearing from you 🙂

 

 

 

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Roasted Beet, Zuchinni and Feta Dip

Roasted Beet, Zuchinni and Feta Dip

Roasted Beet Zuchinni and Feta Dip

I have a hard time eating during these hot summer days. It’s all smoothies, kombuchas and coconut water most of the time, until the cool air shows itself after dusk and a feast forms to fill the whole days necessities. Not exactly the healthiest regimen, I know if anything we require extra fuel when the sweat is flowing most of the day. Luckily sugar snap peas are in season, along with broccoli, cucumbers, radish (yes, still rocking the radishes), zucchini, and baby beets! Veggies and dip at the beach, yes please MMM. So any Aussies who can tell me the ingredients in that uber popular forget the name super yummy beet dip? Seriously, I wish x2 that we could get that shiz, but I know I can make it to, if only I remembered the name. This dip creation is equally delicious and full of beautiful bloody red beets, roasted italian ribbed zucchini and salty fresh goat feta. Fresh dill, of course, a beets best friend. This Roasted Beet, Zuchinni and Feta Dip is a gorgeous addition to any spread, happy potluck food, and super easy to eat in the hot sun. Picnic anyone? (more…)

Grown Up Scrambled Eggs

Grown Up Scrambled Eggs

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Grown up scrambled eggs, Italiano style. Inspired by piles of fresh basil and oregano, a hunk of great chorizo and fresh cheese curds. The seasons first broccoli are out, Italian ribbed zucchini and sweet little baby onions. All of these delights, sautéed in butter, lightly seasoned with black pepper, just allowing the raw flavours of everything to shine. A nice local cheese curd mixed in with slow cooked eggs alongside a pile of summers bounty. Yes please, this perfect breakfast awaits, and it’s way better than an omelette. (more…)

Chorizo & Smoky Salmon “Macos”

Chorizo & Smoky Salmon “Macos”

Chorizo and Smoky Salmon Tacos

 

Summertime, and the livin is eeeeeasy. Yeah I just planted that ear worm, luckily it’s a groovy tune,. Where to start, life is rolling fast, we are trying to soak up as much sun as humanly possible with a small infant. The little love went on his first camping trip to special Bannock Point over looking the gorgeous Slocan Lake. It was so awesome to swim in the crystal clear fresh water, bask in the hot sun like seals on a rock and sleep under the stars. Not to mention our delicious campfire curry and sweet potato hummus breakfast skillet, soo good. I think we’ll be doing a lot more camping this summer, may as well make the most of being free from work!

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Escaping to be in nature is basically an instant zip zap over to my happy place. Even though I live amongst the trees and the bees, it’s exciting to explore the natural beauty near and far.

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We have such a brief opportunity to pass on to our children our love for this Earth, and to tell our stories. These are the moments when the world is made whole. In my children’s memories, the adventures we’ve had together in nature will always exist.” 

“Prize the natural spaces and shorelines most of all, because once they’re gone, with rare exceptions they’re gone forever. In our bones we need the natural curves of hills, the scent of chapparal, the whisper of pines, the possibility of wildness. We require these patches of nature for our mental health and our spiritual resilience.”

― Richard LouvLast Child in the Woods: Saving Our Children from Nature-Deficit Disorder

If you ever want to spoil yourself in the best way possible, take a little trip to one of natures gems and keep it simple.  The second best way to spoil yourself is to buy some good chorizo sausage and put it in, um, everything.

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These Chorizo & Smoky Salmon “Macos” (a word I may have just made up) are absolutely so darn perfect and lacking NOTHING regardless of that tortilla mumbo jumbo. Savoy cabbage leaves are perfectly sturdy, with a great crunch, but you could also use regular cabbage or swiss chard. If you don’t have chorizo, bacon would be a nice substitute . Crisp radish and zippy red onion are ideal, it’s a beautiful thing when food unites to create perfection.

Chorizo & Smoky Salmon “Macos”

Ingredients

  • 4-6 savoy cabbage leaves, thick stalks removed and thinly sliced
  • 2 wild sockeye salmon filets
  • 1/4 cup thinly sliced chorizo sausage
  • 1 tsp + 1 tbs coconut oil or bacon fat
  • 1 jalapeño, diced
  • 1 clove garlic, minced
  • bunch of radishes, sliced
  • 1/4 cup red onion, thinly sliced
  • handful of finely chopped cilantro
  • a few pieced of smoky gouda (optional)
  • 2 tsp cajun seasoning-
  • 1/2 tsp oregano
  • 1/2 tsp thyme
  • 1/4 tsp cayenne
  • 1/4 tsp smoked paprika
  • 1/4 tsp onion salt
  • 1/4 tsp garlic salt
  • 1/4 tsp black pepper
  • liberal amounts of fresh cracked pepper

Instructions

  1. Sprinkle the cajun seasoning and black pepper on salmon filets.
  2. Heat 1 tbs coconut oil or bacon fat in a pan. Add salmon skin side down. Cook for about 3 minutes per side depending on thickness (the ones I used were quite thin)
  3. In another pan heat 1 tsp of oil and add to that the chopped cabbage stalks, jalapeño, garlic and chorizo. Cook until cabbage is tender, about 5 minutes.
  4. Assemble the macos by layering pieces of salmon, chorizo jalapeño mixture, red onion, gouda, radishes and cilantro. Garnish with lime wedges.
  5. Serves 2 filling meals
https://www.nakedcuisine.com/chorizo-smoky-salmon-macos/

Chorizo & Smoky Salmon Macos

 

This recipe is part of the real food rebellion over at fight back fridays on the Food Renegade!

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“The Hot Mess” Cheesey Dip

“The Hot Mess” Cheesey Dip

 

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J’s birthday was on Sunday. My passionately strong souled love with the softest cancerian tendencies. Alive another year, every one better than the last. Of course I had to make him deliciously unhealthy foods on his day. Though not terribly unhealthy. We had a fresh abundant salad with a toasted almond and herb vinaigrette, arctic caribou meatballs in a apricot cumin glaze,garlicky hummus and ciabatta,sweet potatoes and this “hot mess” cheesy dip filled with garlic, kale, onion, cherry tomatoes and of course cheesy goodness with fried wonton crisp. To top it all off I made a birthday pie, yes you can do that! J’s always bugging me to make him a berry pie, so I hooked him up with a raspberry-saskatoon-mango butter crust oh.so.yummy. pie!

 

The best birthday present ever, an epic double rainbow!

 

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OH god now I’m watching the double rainbow explained video on the bottomless pit that is youtube.

So back to the hot mess cheesy dip. When we were doing the Whole 30 I stumble upon this recipe at the white on rice couple.  Those guys could make a pile of haggis look good they are so talented.  This dip was all I wanted in the whole world, it just oozes delicious comfort in its every molecule.  Those fresh tomatoes they popped on top YES! Pucker! (As Jamie Oliver would say) I switched up the recipe a touch by adding some garlic and kale, plus I skipped out on the cream cheese and stuck to just monterery jack.

 

The hot mess

“The Hot Mess” Cheesey Dip

Prep Time: 10 minutes

Cook Time: 1 hour

Yield: 4-6

Ingredients

  • 1 cup mayonnaise
  • 3 cups grated monterey jack cheese
  • 3 stalks kale, finely chopped
  • 1 sweet onion, diced
  • 2 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1/2 tsp sea salt
  • generous amount of fresh cracked pepper
  • enough cherry tomatoes to plunk on top of your dish
  • and handful fresh parsley, finely chopped
  • one package wonton wrapper
  • 1/4 cup sunflower oil for frying

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 375F
  2. In a oven proof deep baking dish (I used a typical fondue pot) about 6inches in diameter mix together the mayo, garlic, onion, salt, pepper, kale and cheese.
  3. Top with cherry tomatoes and another sprinkling of cheese
  4. Bake for about an hour until the top is golden brown.
  5. For the wonton crisps, heat oil in a frying pan, add wonton wrappers a few at a time, frying until golden. Allow to drain on paper towel. Repeat for as many crisps as you want.
https://www.nakedcuisine.com/hot-mess-cheesey-dip/

This is a luxurious dip to share with friends and family.  Or to just gobble up all on your own, whatever, you only eat cheesy dip once in awhile rightttt? Or maybe cheesy dip is your go to staple food. Who knows. Wouldn’t be so bad would it?

What’s your favourite go to birthday treat?

 

The Hot Mess Cheesy Dip

Blackberry, Rhubarb & Lemon Balm Crumble

Blackberry, Rhubarb & Lemon Balm Crumble

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Tis the season to be berry. To exude the ripe, ephemeral sweetness with a touch of sour thrown in.  To fill the lands entirety with awash of colours, all shades of berry, mingling with the greens that envelop them, most of the year.  Now, their time to shine, the bears are there biggest fans, they frolic and gorge themselves on blue juices and feed their young until they are good and plump. My berry noshing habits are the bane of anyone who comes for a walk expecting to get anywhere. Leisurely I stroll through the bushes, inspecting ripeness, relishing in readiness and popping the little wild gems one after the other.

Summers staple food lends itself generously to many a dish. Crumble is of course, a classic, and no summer is complete without some version of this comforting dessert.  The smell of lemon balm is so refreshing yet full of calm. I added it to the crumble hoping its aroma would shine through. It’s there, ever so faintly, amidst the strong tannins of the blackberry. My rhubarb is skinny and running wild, we found her in the bushes and I managed to harvest a few good pieces before our crazy chickens destroyed the whole lot. Who know chickens eat rhubarb? Who knew mice eat avocados? Who knew humans eat yoga mats?

Blackberry, Rhubarb and Lemon Balm Crumble

 

Enjoy this scrumptious berry crunchious crumble with some coconut cream, ice cream, heavy whipping cream, yogurt, creme fraiche, or just about anything creamy and delicious! Happy berry season to all!

Blackberry, Rhubarb & Lemon Balm Crumble

Ingredients

  • 3-4 stalks rhubarb, chopped
  • 4 cup blackberries or raspberries
  • 2 Tbs chopped lemon balm leaves
  • 1/2 tsp cinnamon
  • 1 Tbs coconut sugar or honey
  • 2 cups rolled oats
  • 1/2 cup walnuts, crushed
  • 1 Tbs+4Tbs coconut oil or butter
  • pinch of sea salt
  • 4 Tbs coconut sugar

Instructions

  1. Melt 1 Tbs coconut oil in a skillet and add rhubarb, berries, cinnamon and coconut sugar. Cook down for about 10 minutes.
  2. Preheat oven to 375F (190C)
  3. Mix together oats, coconut oil, coconut sugar and salt until all the oats are moistened from the oil.
  4. Top the berry rhubarb base in your skillet with oat crumble and sprinkle the walnuts on top.
  5. Bake 30-40 minutes until the crumble is golden and filling is tender.
https://www.nakedcuisine.com/blackberry-rhubarb-lemon-balm-crumble/